It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne